Confused by the accents in Episode 23?  Don’t do Fazzbook?  Well there’s still a chance to get your hands on some schwag, courtesy of Mat, Pete and Jessica at Shutt Velo Rapide!

Just tell us who’d feature in your Christmas-themed peloton.  How about Bauble Julich, Angel Gabriel Rasch or maybe even downhiller Mick Hanukkah?  If you think you can come up with some names funnier than Gary’s miserable attempts, post your entries in the comments section below, tweet them @veloclubdl or send them to us at veloclubdonlogan@gmail.com.

The funniest will be drawn in Episode 24 – around 11 December – and will scoop the Shutt Velo Rapide goody musette, containing:

A Shutt Buff!  A Shutt bidon!   Purple Harry’s Bike Floss! and…

A TWENTY FIVE POUND voucher to buy even more Shutt gear from their online shop!!!!

Other entries deemed worthy will pick up some Fort William World Cup goodies and all winners will get the obligatory VCDL fridge magnet too (sorry)!

So, go on, give it a bash.  Oh, and Frankincense Schleck’s already taken…