Fury erupted yesterday as BMFW was caught making a foul-mouthed tirade upon learning of 40Something Runner’s non-appearance at the latest TDL Big Day Out. BMFW’s older sibling had apparently cited concerns over weather and something about a game of rugby being on the telly.
In the aftermath, the TDL press office subsequently dealt with a staggering no complaints and BMFW has so far refused to issue any apology for his car park outburst.
While the details of the outburst are sketchy, representatives from Outrage!, Freedom for Fellatiators and the Clitoral Rights Campaign have offered to meet BMFW to discuss his comments.
I would just like to point out that all I was doing was expressing mild surprise at the call-off. The tirade of expletives was as a result of the extreme temperatures playing havoc with my Tourettes. Divine retribution was swift, however, as the gods of mountain biking sent a lightning bolt to my freehub rendering it useless. The choice of replacements looks limited (albeit inexpensive)& I am currently deciding whether a new hub would be the better option. Naturally, that carries with it the cost of getting the wheel rebuilt! Feck! (sorry, that's the cold weather again.)