And so one of the hottest debates of the 21st century commences – just who does “Aunt Ellen” think she is, trying to depose the mighty Soreen from its rightful place atop the malt loaf heirarchy. The answer, in reality, doesn’t matter since Aunt Ellen is offering herself, like some cheap whore, on a buy one get one free basis down the local Morrisons. Full taste reports to follows after the weekend.

asda are doing 8 bottles of lucozade sport for £3. consider them bought. also I’m plumping for the ambrosia creamed rice (as opposed to the custard). If its good enough for coach newsom….
I did a nutritional comparison of custard versus creamed rice & the custard has a higher percentage of complex carb……..no, hold on, that’s a lie, the custard was on special!
Dig the pink Argyle table cloth. Didn’t realise that Slipstream had originally planned to buy out the T-Mobile contract…!